1. Terrorized Allie and Asha's apartment complex. Sidewalk chalk at target was only 2 dollars for 52, but drawing body outlines and writting horrible things all over the complex is priceless. I favorite piece:

"WELCOME!" <----someone's doormat

"TO HELL!" <----what I wrote under

2. Partied saturday night sporting the Michael Jackson hat again. It was hot, fun, and boogierific.

Yes I said boogierific, it's a new word, look it up sometimes.

3. The boss want me to be a buyer for the foodcourt. It's a better job except it's not. It's a better LOOKING job on paper and description, but the actual job itself is really shitty. I'd have to be there 6 AM everyday without weekends off and do lots of heavy lifting. Well, least it's a way up from prepping pizza.