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2002-02-04
[ creating a sandwich. ]



First lay out all your sandwich creating elements. Orange juice, bread, ranch dressing, hamster, Miracle Whip, cheese, sandwich meat, knife, plate, paper towels, glass, several chinese finger traps.

Toast your bread slices to a nice brown texture.

Meanwhile you could play with finger traps.

While toasting the third slice of bread, spread the Miracle Whip on the 2 toasted slices.

Lay on the meat making sure there will be meat in every bite.

Cover the third slice of bread with just a little bit of ranch dressing on both sides.

Put the ranch covered bread in the center, then lay on more meat and cheese.

Putting on the third slice, microwave the sandwich for 20 - 60 seconds.

While waiting, you could enjoy some OJ.

Here's the most important part. Cut the sandwich in half at an angle. If you don't do this, you might as well throw the sandwich away.

Enjoy!



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