18962823: hello again

ghoetistix: gooooooooooooo

ghoetistix: so i hear you have a small penis

18962823: where have you heard this from....

ghoetistix: ha! it's true!

18962823: I guess an 8 inch is too small for some

ghoetistix: 8 inches under the microscope

18962823: cant compare with Tylor from aerosmith's nine inch....

ghoetistix: yeah i bet you like sucking on that huh

18962823: dont make me go down there and slap you silly then show it to you....

ghoetistix: 3:-0

18962823: oh you like that

18962823: so how did my penis size come to a factor of our conversation....

ghoetistix: go slap it yourself

ghoetistix: shoo

ghoetistix: go away

ghoetistix: you smell like cheese doodles

ghoetistix: this thought just popped into my head

ghoetistix: "i hate you like poison"

18962823: is this really my innocent friend....

18962823: what did I do to desearve all this.

18962823: ok, now I dont know what to think about all this...

ghoetistix: nothing specific

ghoetistix: you're just a tool

ghoetistix: speaking to you

ghoetistix: reminds me of a nice day at the park

ghoetistix: and like

ghoetistix: 50 chainsaws on my chest

ghoetistix: :D

18962823: ok you are scaring me right now....

ghoetistix: yeah well just wait till i spike your water supply with powdered urine

ghoetistix: stop talking to me or i'm gonna stab you with a rusty spoon

18962823: fine, if you really feel that way.

18962823: just wished I knew what I did...

ghoetistix: it's not your fault

ghoetistix: it's your parents for getting drunk

18962823: I am getting quite offended now. last night I had to deal with an exgirlfriend... now you are just insulting me left and right.

ghoetistix: i sure am

ghoetistix: har har har

ghoetistix: eat this!

ghoetistix: *throws oranges at you*

ghoetistix: *and another one*

ghoetistix: *and another one*

ghoetistix: DEATH BY ORANGES!

ghoetistix: how embarassing

ghoetistix: now shoo, you're wasting my bandwith