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2003-03-04
[ 10 simple steps to your own penguin. ]



Alright kiddies, pick up your #2 bic pencil. We're going to draw some penguins. Follow the simple easy to follow instructions, and you have your own penguin.

Step one:

Make a little oval and fill that sucker in.

Step two:

We gotta give him a little beak

Step three:

Put in the other eye, he's not a freaking cyclopes you know.

Step four:

Make sure to exaggerate the feet a little. He's a size 14.

Step five:

Draw in the first part of his body, which is not unlike a peanut.

Step six:

Feel free to make him as fat as you want. Don't forget the flipper.

Step seven:

The penguin simply must have some kind of butt.

Step eight:

The tie is the most important part of the penguin. You may also give him a bowtie for more formal penguin occassions.

Step nine:

Fill him in, remember, the line is your friend.

Step ten:

Now you may give him something important to say.

okay please hand in your results to: [email protected]

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